kaiba-s-giant-dick:

I’d be surprised too if someone just grew five inches taller in less than three seconds.

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ashlynharrris:

nobody hates glee more than people who have sincerely loved glee at some point in their lives

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neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

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The road so far…

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my-my-here-come-the-fuzz:

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

Three times this has crossed my dash and each time it’s had a different Henry VIII joke on it, well done you wonderful people

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pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

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matesprit:

do you ever love a ship but you hate the way everyone ships it

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